my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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