I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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