Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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