If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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