So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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