Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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