Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
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My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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