She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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