I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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