I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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