i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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