singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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