am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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