your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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