Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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