I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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