I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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