Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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