If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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