You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Randomize
