That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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