He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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