Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
this boner is exhausting
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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