do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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