The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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