Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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