My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i just had sex bonerless
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
