Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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