it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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