She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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