This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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