It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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