went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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