people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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