Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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