I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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