I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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