More tranny stories later!
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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