I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship