Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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