Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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