quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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