My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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