How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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