My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
