I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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