Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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