hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Someone signed my nipple.
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