I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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