omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
