i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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