im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
So. Much. Porn.
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