I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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