He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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