I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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